Friday, September 26, 2008

One week too late...

I get emails every week from "What to Expect When You're Expecting," and thought this was funny after this past post. They always add in a part that you're supposed to pass along to your husband:
Week 16: It's Not Fat
Each week we'll send you a note to share with the dad-to-be in your life. Pass it on!
Say it again: It's not fat, it's not fat, it's not fat. FAT is a four-letter word right now, and she spends every minute of every day wondering if her body will ever return to its original shape. If you know what's good for you, you will banish the word "fat" from your vocabulary starting now. If you absolutely need to reference your wife's size, memorize this scientifically correct synonym: maternal storage tissue.

DISCLAIMER: I in no way at all think (or thought at any time) that I am (or was) fat. But i did go shopping with my sister in law Michelle today to get a new skirt for Sunday.


Hillary said...

I think that if men had any brains at all, they would banish that evil word from their vocabulary all together!!!

David Malan said...

fat is only 3 letters, phat has 4 letters maybe thats what your looking for.
Love has four letters though.

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